The beer painting of the day is of Elsinore beer, eh. Oh back off ya hosers, this is a fine brew. What’s there bad to say about Elsinore? I’m a fan of the special ingredients these guys put in their beer. Ever since Mr. Elsinore passed though, I have had these odd feelings that something strange has been happening, eh. Something about the new brew that just doesn’t feel right, eh? I just got a job at the brewery. Funny story actually. I went in to complain about this mouse I found in my beer bottle, because, ya know, that’s how you get free beer, eh? Well, they put me on as quality control inspector. My dad was stoked though, as now he has an unlimited supply of Elsinore beer, which is normally a mighty swillable brew, eh? Something has been off, though, at the brewery as of lately. Some weird connection with the hospital next door. Totally weird, eh? Also, those skate tracks in the cold storage room. I can’t imagine who would make those….
To the new owner of Elsinore! May she live long and make the best beer ever, eh? Happy April Fools, ya hosers.