I think I feel like having a Melt Down right about now. That’s right, the beer brewed by new Root Down Brewing in Phoenixville, Pennsylvania in a collaboration project with Beer N.E.R.D.s (Network of Educated Refined Drinkers) to remind us all that life is too short to get our underpants in a bind over waiting for a pint. How many beer lines have you waited in? I understand it can definitely cause anxiety if you can’t count how many folding chairs there are in front of you. According to the story behind this beer, which is rapidly becoming a BeerNERDs legend, a gentleman saddled up to the brewery’s bar, and got impatient after waiting for the bartender to serve him, so he stormed off the premises without getting a pint! He ranted about his experience online, and someone checked the security camera footage to find out how long he actually waited. Needless to say, people had very little sympathy when they found out the wait was only 107 seconds. So that’s the reason this beer is 10.7% ABV.
People have melt downs over strange things sometimes, so that is why Root Down and BeerNERDs are giving a big amount of the proceeds to support Main Line Deputy Dog, a non profit that trains and maintains service animals for people with challenges in life. Root Down has generated over $6,000 for the non-profit so far! I will donate 10% of sales from this painting and prints to MLDD to help with the cause. So don’t wait too long before making it into Root Down… You might just have a real melt down, instead of the chocolate oatmeal stout that comes in a cool can with the BeerNERDs logo on it. My friend Rich from PA sent me a can of this beer, and it knocked my hat in the creek!
Cheers to bartenders who work fast to get us our pints!