I was thinking how much I love Wassily Kandinsky’s work, and so I decided to revisit the beer parodies of famous paintings once again. I might make a few more of these since I liked doing it so much. I put an icon of current artistic design in this painting too, the Teku glass. Teku is a combination of names Teo and Kuaska. Teo Musso from the Italian Baladin Brewery wanted a glass that was universally perfect to consume many styles of beer. He worked with sensory specialist Kuaska to create this shape glass which has been very well received internationally and is used in many upscale pubs, brewery tasting rooms, and beer specific bars. I find it to be awesome due to the reverse taper. It concentrates the aroma, and makes one savor the beer more as it seems to make the beer last longer when compared to a traditional pint glass. Plus it looks cool! I really enjoyed making this painting, because it was so fun to work with abstract forms, colors and shapes. I like channelling Kandinsky for beer art as he was a Russian who lived most of his life in Germany, working as a professor at the Bauhaus for 20 years. I wonder how much beer Wassily enjoyed, if any, while educating the most avant-garde design students. Sometimes art history leaves out the most pertinent information about an artist. Cheers to good design and keeping things on the cutting edge of artistic endeavors!
Did you know that after a male octopus slings its sperm with a specially affected arm (not a tentacle, they are called arms) it then withers and dies? The female receives the gametes in her mantle cavity then finds a protected spot to deposit the fertilized eggs, after which she also withers and dies. Pretty depressing that right after achieving your reproductive goals in life, to simply sit back and die, never to see your offspring. This octopus is not even thinking about reproduction though, he is only thinking about how he still has six arms left without beer! That is like only having 1/4 of a beer in your human hands. It also might be a problem that this guy is underwater and I am sure that this beverage is leaking out into the sea. Better get on it you suffering cephalopod, and slurp the suds down your beak before it dissolves faster than you can say octopus ink. Octopoda are smart, and this guy proves it by choosing beer as his beverage of choice. Cheers to intelligent decisions! Drink beer! Be merry! Don’t spawn out too early!
Lucybelle from Sante Adairius Rustic Ales is a wonderful brew that is worth the effort to find. I was lucky enough to get a bottle in the mail from a patron who commissioned an oil painting of his wedding day in Monterey Bay, and wanted this beer in the painting. It might be easier to stay at home and drink your generic regular beer, but a trip to the coast is always worth the money, the effort, and the time. Looking west over the Pacific Ocean, a beautiful sunset on a perfect beach. A crisp, delicate, dry ale served in a classy tulip glass making the perfect accompaniment to the departure of the sun. A trip to find Sante Adairius beer is definitely rewarding. With a tasting room at the brewery in Capitola and a great pub in Santa Cruz, the destination is worth the trip, not to mention the delicious ales you’ll taste when you get there! Lucybelle is a great Saison, not that bubblegum sweet beverage some breweries call a Saison. This is a real, crisp, slightly sour, and refreshing version with a lower ABV so you can remember the night, and be ready for some late night fun!
Cheers to the California beaches, and beers like Lucybelle, a real Saison brewed the old fashioned way!
Can I have a stout for breakfast today, please?Nope… Two more days until Sunday morning.Weyerbacher Brewing‘s Sunday Morning Imperial Stout is perfect to be consumed as a morning elixir, alleviating any left-over hangover wooziness. Or maybe if you start really late… er, I mean early in the morning.At 11.3% booziness, this beer is not to be taken lightly.If you do drink one in the morning, please don’t drive to get the morning crossword afterwards.Have that delivered to your front door, or get it on your fancy device.This beer is incredible whenever you decide to drink it, for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.Aged in bourbon barrels, brewed down until this beer resembles the coffee that is added.This beer is not to be missed, if you can get your hands on it.A breakfast “toast”… eggs, bacon, and your morning crossword!Cheers!
I’m calling this painting Light Struck. A glass full of beer looks so amazing in direct sunlight, but unfortunately the UV light causes catastrophic changes to your beer. Have you ever opened a green, or clear glass bottle of beer that stank like a skunk? Of course, your beer is past its prime, but how did it get like that? Sunlight caused it, and don’t think that beer packaged in brown glass is immune. It’s just a little better than the complete lack of protection from green, or clear glass vessels. In just one minute of direct sunlight, in a few minutes through a window, or in a few days under a fluorescent lightbulb the flavor is changed chemically. Hop molecules called isohumulones start to break down, bonding with sulfur molecules, and creating a chemical similar to the spray from a skunk. Even one part per trillion of this chemical will ruin a beer. Germans invented the beer stein, an opaque, clay drinking vessel with a metal lid. This vessel, although originally designed to keep black-plague-carrying flies out of beer, also protects from light contamination. If you are planning on sipping your suds in a direct sun environment, a steel pint glass with a coaster on top should work as well. Maybe drinking that IPA directly from the can is a good idea. Better keep it cool too, add a koozie! Cheers to the beauty of beer!
Pierre-Auguste Renoir (1841-1919) painted the Luncheon of the Boating Partyin 1880-81,when he was 40 years old.It is a large canvas, 51 x 68 inches. My beer-infused version is only 11 x 14 inches, but I feel it still captures the essence of the original composition. I call this piece the Tasting of the Beer Party! The guests are sampling some sought-after beers: Spotted Cow, Heady Topper, Pliny the Elder, The Abyss, Bourbon County Stout, and 120 Minute IPA.
I have always enjoyed Renoir’s paintings. When I was 12 years old my grandmother gave me a picture book of his paintings and I have always worked to be as proficient a painter as Renoir, setting quite a high standard for myself. You can always recognize a Renoir painting, because it is the ideal Impressionist work incorporating the human figure.Monet painted in a very similar style, but rarely depicted as many people.It is also very inspirational to see a painter who was not only successful, but painted party scenes for a long full life.Renoir was nearly 80 years old when he passed.He was lucky enough to walk through the Louvre in 1919 and see his paintings hanging on the same walls as ones of the old masters! I hope you enjoy this parody of one of the best paintings of art history, and we should all hope we all live as long and full lives as Pierre-Auguste Renoir!
The original oil painting sold, but I released 52 limited-edition prints. You can purchase prints, or order a custom original oil painting at myEtsy shop RealArtIsBetter.
Thirsty Thursday Beer Painting #68 by Scott Clendaniel. Inspired by Pierre-Auguste Renoir. April 14, 2016. Tasting of the Beer Party. 14″x11″, oil on panel.
Happy Thirsty Thursday on National Beer Day! And, today is also my birthday!April 7 was a great day in 1933 when beer became legal again after 13 years. Home brewing didn’t become legal until 1978, which is ironic, because home brewing is essentially the way beer was invented some 7,000 years ago.
This week’s Thirsty Thursday beer painting is a parody of Katsushika Hokusai’s The Great Wave off Kanagawa. This was the first of 36 paintings of Mt. Fuji that Hokusai produced from 1830-1833.In my version I portrayed the boats as glasses of pilsner floating in a wave of dark beer I presume to be porter, or stout.This wave of beer reminds me of a carboy incident I had while home brewing back in 2006. Little to say, I have new bamboo flooring on the living room side of my kitchen counter as a result. I call my version of this painting The Great Beer Wave.
I hope you spend National Beer Day home brewing, or at least pause from your busy schedule for a needed beer break! In celebration of National Beer Day coinciding with Thirsty Thursday and my birthday I’m having a 15% sale at my Etsy shop RealArtIsBetter. Use coupon code BEER2016. Valid today only!
The original oil painting sold. You can purchase limited-edition prints, or order a custom beer painting at myEtsy shop RealArtIsBetter.
Thirsty Thursday Beer Painting #67 by Scott Clendaniel. April 7, 2016. The Great Beer Wave. 14″x11″, oil on panel.