A long time ago in a galaxy far far away! PORG BEER! Brewed the easy way (using the Force). Dry-hopped with 100% fresh Porgs. Low in calories, this Rebel friendly IPA is completely session-able. Politically correct, this beer is brewed without any profits going to support the Empire. Available at your local rebel recruiting station. Obi Wan’s favorite brew to coerce new Jedis into becoming hooked on the Force. Brewed with water harvested from local condensers on Tatooine, the choicest Porg feathers, and only the finest grains harvested on Naboo. This fine Itapi Prime Ale (IPA) is a smooth concoction, one that will be sure to taste great at your next intergalactic gathering, or simply enjoy when your spaceship is parked at the spaceport. Just make sure you check your blood alcohol content before departure, as nobody wants a PUI (piloting under the influence). If caught by Imperial Authorities, you risk impound of your vessel and they could get you for bootlegging this illicit beverage. And remember when you sit back to enjoy a lovely Porg Beer, may the Force be with you!
A few months ago in the faraway city of Seattle I bought this beer, known as Dark Star Bourbon Barrel Aged Oatmeal Stout from Fremont Brewing. I was eager to drink it, but I had other beers I needed to try first. Finally, I unleashed this Imperial beer last week and sampled the contents. I was blown away! This beer tastes like the dark side of barley wine! It is a blend of barrel aged stouts, aged for 8, 12 and 18 months in Kentucky Bourbon barrels, then blended together. The oats and massive dark grain blend together nicely with the warmth from the bourbon barrel aging. It is a menacing beer coming in at 14.5% ABV, so part of that warmth is the booze itself. Watch out though, this beer will bring out the rebel in you. Surrounded by the dark-side, you will come out firing all your blasters, against all the odds! This beer is like a great movie. It starts with a bang, will last you for two hours, then leave you with fond memories!
Cheers to Fremont’s Dark Star! Its imperial nature will take you to new places in the universe of flavors!