In 2016 I was inspired by a news story to paint one of my most popular beer paintings, called Rainier Bear. In addition to selling the original oil painting, I had also released 52 limited-edition prints of the image. I sold the original, and all 52 prints. This is only the second time I’ve sold out of a limited-edition run! Now that all 52 are sold, I won’t sell that image as a signed print again (stickers are available though). So, I decided to paint a new version of this bear, because I just really like him, and Rainier beer is so iconic to me, since I was born in Washington. So, here you have it, Rainier Bear 2.0!
“Oh Geez, Rick”, is a painting I made because I am a home-brewer and a huge fan of the show Rick and Morty. Every home-brewer loves to brew in the garage. Since I don’t have one, I decided to pretend to have the most amazing garage ever, Rick’s garage from the show. Every time I make a batch of beer, I pitch the yeast into a big glass fermenter like the one pictured here in Rick’s garage laboratory. I always think about the life that is being cultivated inside the glass universe in the carboy. Sealed with an airlock to keep the culture clean, it reminds me of our planet. We are like the yeast, and the wort (unfermented beer) is like our natural resources. As the yeast bubbles, and ferments the wort into beer, it is like our planet living out its days. Once in a while I will double down on a batch of beer and pour fresh wort into the leftover yeast slurry from a previous batch. When I do this, I think how awesome it would be if we were able to buy more time for humanity on planet Earth by just brewing up some more clean air, water, and sunlight.
The lifespan of any life-form is limited by its resources. So my question is: if the planet is like a beer fermenter and the garage is like space outside our universe, is there some giant being that wants to eat all our garbage and breath our CO2 to catch a relaxing buzz? Rick would know, he probably was teasing it with his portal gun.
Cheers to life! Although it may be fleeting, make sure it is a fun ride!
This original oil painting, and signed art prints are available at my Etsy shop. You can see this painting in person at my art show at Midnight Sun Brewing Co. June 4 – July 1, 2021. I will kick off the show this Friday at 5pm by tapping a pin (small keg) of a wit beer with key-lime, cask-conditioned on Madagascar and Tahitian vanilla beans and graham crackers!
During my college days, studying art at Western Oregon University, located in Monmouth, Oregon, I spent a lot of time at the local bike shop. The shop was really cool! Located in a former gas station, it barely had enough space inside to store all the bikes. It was called Jon’s Bicycle Station. I met Jon the first day I arrived in Monmouth. The town wasn’t really that big, and I was, and still am, bicycle crazy. We became great friends! The shop was so cool, because Jon made it that way. Since he worked 6 days a week, and home-brewed every Sunday, we would ride every Tuesday at nighttime. We used powerful headlamps to go way up into the mountains, then turn them off and gaze at the stars. The rides were great, sometimes 23 miles long, and often just Jon and I. We would always meet at the shop, do a quick tune to the bikes, then have espressos, and load the bikes into his old 1970’s Ford F-250, driving a few miles to the logging area on the east side of the coastal range. After the ride Jon pulled out homemade burritos from an insulated cooler where he kept them warm. These were my favorite times in the Willamette Valley area.
My grandmother is from Newberg, Oregon, just up Route 99W from Monmouth. When I was a child, the whole family would often fly down from Alaska to meet up with the rest of the clan at the Oregon coast for a family get-together. We would normally stay in a rental house at Rockaway Beach, so I was no stranger to the Oregon coast. I think it is a really beautiful place on this planet! When Jon invited me to go to Pacific City to ride bikes and celebrate New Years Eve in a big rental house, I jumped at the chance. He would always get these incredible houses and invite all his riding buddies. Since I was a broke college student he didn’t ask much from me. I just had to show up and go for long road rides on Highway 101. Afterwards we would go to the Pelican Brewing brewpub. One time for spring break, Jon got this amazing house directly on the beach in Pacific City. It had a hot tub and a sauna, and 17 beds! The bunk room was impressive, with two levels of stacked beds with room for everyone. My roommate at the time brought his girlfriend’s whole family! We filled that house! I remember running to the ocean from the hot tub — it was so awesome! The Pelican Brewing brewpub was only about 1/2 mile down the beach from that house. Back in the day, the brewery only bottled beers in bombers. I remember buying as many as I could afford and taking them back for a big beach fire party! I did a couple of paintings at that house. The place was called the Wind Jammer on the rental listings. I don’t know if you can still rent it, but I do recommend getting some Pelican beers and walking down the beach!
Nowadays, the Pelican has a production facility in Tillamook, and the beers come in huge cans, six-packs, and still a few 22oz bombers. It’s not quite the same, but my love for Pacific City is still strong. If you happen to be in the area, the Grateful Bread Bakery is a good breakfast place, just get there early, as the cinnamon buns are all gone if you sleep in! Haystack Rock, and Cape Kiwanda Dune are really cool local geological features making this place stand out! I heard the surfing is as good as Oregon has to offer.
Cheers to Pacific City, The Pelican Brewpub, Jon’s Bicycle Station, and the Oregon Coast! You don’t have to go to Hawaii to have a great time on the beach!
This original oil painting, and signed prints are available at my Etsy shop.
Before the pandemic, going to a baseball game in a crowded stadium was possible. We used to also have weddings, and sometimes we even left our home state to go places. I went to a wedding in California to see my cousin get hitched back in 2017. Then we went to an amazing baseball game at Oracle Park (a.k.a AT&T Stadium) in San Francisco. I bought myself a Giants ball cap from a street vendor and my uncle had procured tickets for the whole family. My brother-in-law, and sister met us for pre-game beers at a local brewery called Cellarmaker. I always wait until the 7th inning stretch to buy a beer at a ball park, because they are kind of expensive. I can milk the abnormally large beer for the rest of the game, even if it goes into extra innings. I think I paid about $20 for my 20 oz beer, so that’s $1 per oz. This is not a particularly good price, but the selection was excellent. Lagunitas, Anchor, and 21st Amendment were available back when I was there. The Internet tells me that Local Brewing, and Russian River are on the menu now, or will be when we are all allowed back in the park. We had a great time, and I was really impressed when foul balls went into the Bay, and when gulls were dive bombing for hotdogs. The Giants didn’t win that game, but everyone wins with a 20oz brew and great live entertainment in the sun. I hope you get to go to your favorite ball park soon! I have a good feeling the 2022 baseball season will be closer to normal. In the meantime, buy the cardboard cutout for yourself, and make sure you have a beer in your hand to show how much fun you are having!
Cheers to getting back to normal, and in the meantime, live abnormally well, when you can!
This original oil painting, and signed prints are available at my Etsy shop.
Ready Player One!Grab your beer and steal those laundry quarters from your roommate for a couple rounds of beer Pac-Man!This classic yellow hungry fellow wants to go all in and have a few pints.The Ghosts are stoked because they never have to hide from a drunken Pac-Man.The corner dots don’t work in this video-game-inspired painting, instead they have become special power-up beers.Pac-Man thinks he is suave and debonair once he swills a few of these down, but after a six-pack of the yellow fizzies, he is slow and unresponsive. Not quite a “Game Over,” but definitely a “Bed Time” is happening soon.Another factor is that after a few of these digital pints Pac-Man thinks Ms. Pac-Man is a perfect 10!
This original oil painting, and limited-edition prints are available at my Etsy shop.
Beer Pac Man, 8″ x 10″, oil on panel, by Scott Clendaniel
Natty-McNatty-Naturdays! I had a few of these strawberry-lemonade-light-lager-shandies when a friend brought them up to our cabin. Very refreshing and a nice lower ABV option to swill between double IPAs and imperial stouts. I love the pink can with the flamingo motif, which is why I chose to put this can in the Flamingo Hotel’s Flamingo Habitat in Las Vegas. It actually is a pretty good version of a shandy, not as sweet as you might imagine. For that matter, regular Natural Light is okay, just do me a favor and don’t ever buy the Natural ICE, it tastes like acetone. Cheers to friends, pink cans of beer, and the love of Saturday! Get natural this weekend and have a Naturdays!
This original oil painting, and limited-edition prints are available at my Etsy shop.
Natural Light Naturdays. 8″x10″, oil on panel. By Scott Clendaniel.
I love traveling, and one of the best things about going to new places is seeking out new beers. Utah is one of my favorite destinations, but for skiing and mountains, not for the beer. There is some good beer to be found, but the strict alcohol rules make it difficult to purchase, or consume at most establishments. Luckily, last year they finally upped the percentage a bit, and now you can find 5% beers on draft. I have been asked to paint the Polygamy Porter for a long time, but until I actually went to Salt Lake City, I had a hard time coming up with a concept for the painting. When I finally went there last year, we visited Temple Square, where the Salt Lake Temple is located, and took a picture of the monumental temple with the intention of using it for a painting of Polygamy Porter. This beer is made as a tongue and cheek brew. The motto for the beer is, “Why have just one?” This painting is also made to be tongue and cheek, please don’t take it too seriously. When I was painting it, I was totally concerned that I might offend people, so my answer is please don’t be offended, it’s just a joke.
Cheers to Polygamy Porter! May the Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints take my ribbing and Wasatch’s porter the right way, in good humor, if not in good “spirits.”
The original oil painting sold, but limited-edition prints are available at my Etsy shop.
Polygamy Porter by Wasatch Brewery. 8″x10″, oil on panel. By Scott Clendaniel.
We often hear of masterpieces getting stolen from museums, but how often have you heard about a painting getting stolen from a brewery’s bathroom? Well, in Anchorage, it happened twice, and both times the paintings were Clendaniel originals! I’m flattered just a little, but mostly very disappointed with these people’s choices, or maybe just one person’s.
When I was doing the Year of Beer project, Gabe Fletcher, the owner of Anchorage Brewing Co., purchased a few beer paintings, and when he built his new brewery, he hung a painting in each bathroom. Then one day, the painting from the men’s room was gone! It was of Calabaza Boreal, a collaboration brew by Anchorage Brewing and Jolly Pumpkin Artisan Ales. It was a hard piece to make, because it had two different incarnations and I depicted both bottles in the painting. Gabe put out a plea for the thief to hang the art back on the wall, and no questions would be asked. The painting hasn’t been seen since. Gabe bought another painting from me of the Experiment, to replace that one, but he didn’t hang it in the bathroom.
Fast forward a couple years, and the thief strikes again! Maybe it was a different person. We don’t know. This time the scene of the crime was the bathroom at Odd Man Rush Brewing Co. in Eagle River. Last year I painted a piece live in the taproom, and one of the owners purchased it, and hung it in one of the unisex bathrooms. Several months later, the painting mysteriously disappeared. Ironically, the beer painting was of the Enforcer IPA.
So the lesson is, don’t hang your 8″x10″ Clendaniel beer art in public bathrooms at your drinking establishment! I don’t have a problem with the location, I like having my artwork displayed basically anywhere, as long as it is visible to people. The problem I have with public restrooms is that people seem to believe the artwork on the walls is a free gift.
After hearing that the piece was yanked, I contacted the owners of Odd Man Rush, and set up a date to paint a new one at the brewery. I completed this painting last Sunday of Enforcer IPA, while sipping on a couple delicious brews, including the NEIPA, and when I was done painting the glass and the beer, I got to drink the Enforcer while painting the background.
The new painting to replace the one that was stolen.
If you see either one of those stolen paintings, please grab it back for the rightful owners. If you would like to return the stolen pieces, because you made a bad decision while you were a little tipsy, just put them back in the bathrooms, no questions asked.
Cheers to honesty! Please don’t steal art, just contact me, and I’ll paint your favorite beer… no questions asked.
The saying goes, “Strike while the iron is hot!” That’s exactly what we’ll be doing this weekend, as thousands of people arrive to Anchorage for the Iditarod start this Saturday. The ceremonial start of the race will begin at 10am sharp, on 4th Avenue, right in front of the building where out studio is located. So we decided this would be a good time to turn the studio into a pop-up gallery for the day, and invite people to visit. There will also be a craft fair inside the building, making it an amusing place to warm up. After the Iditarod start, one of the most popular Fur Rondy events is happening — Running of the Reindeer at 4pm. Our studio will be open 10 – 5pm. Stop by for a home-baked cookie, and check out my art, not to mention our great view of the carnival (and maybe Denali).
This week is First Friday, and I’m having an art opening at Turnagain Brewing Company, which is a new-to-me venue. I created four large splatter beer paintings inspired by Jackson Pollock for this art show. I’ll be there 5 – 8pm this Friday, March 1. If you haven’t been to this brewery yet, I highly recommend it, especially if you like sour beer. If that’s not your thing, the brewery also offers traditional beer styles in a cozy atmosphere. Click here to see the Facebook event.
Well, today is day 4 of my semi-Sober October. Normally I just roll through life drinking as much beer as I feel like without getting horrendously drunk. I find I am successful at not driving under the influence and also not making a fool of myself most of the time. My doctor said for my weight and stature I should not be consuming more that 14 regular, 5% ABV, 12oz beers per week, which is 2 per day. I think I average about 3 per day, just because most of the beer I drink comes in pints, or has a higher ABV and, well, I am Alaska’s Beer Artist. So I feel a cutback is necessary to allow my liver to regenerate, and I found from past experience that October is a good month for sobriety. Technically you can still experience Oktoberfest, since it starts at the end of September, and then there are no real beer holidays until Halloween which is on the 31, so by then you are ready to go. It really isn’t that hard this time around. I guess I’m not that addicted to alcohol. As I stated before, I am going semi-sober this October. The 14 beers are cut to 4. The intent is not to drink during weekdays, without binging on weekends. The end goal is to have superb health throughout my life and enjoy beer until I am ancient…right.
So this Thirsty Thursday beer painting brings an important lesson. Mario and Luigi toasting Oktoberfest beers. I call this painting Course Clear. My Mario performance has been enhanced without the beer. I am playing better, getting farther and beating more bosses when I drink sparkling water instead of IPA, my favorite beverage. Who would have guessed? Not surprisingly this makes gameplay more fun. So if you have to take a break, whether self-imposed as in my case, or for whatever reason, and you find yourself wondering what to do if you have to take an alcohol break, consider playing video games. I’m sure your gameplay will be enhanced.
So I propose a toast to Mario Brothers (yes, I am raising my cup of green tea)! The Japanese game about Italian plumbers eating magic mushrooms, and tasting pretty flowers. Cheers!